i-am-kind-of-strange asked: How do you pronounce Kieran? I really like the spelling, but I'd love to know how to pronounce it. My girlfriend and I are guessing Kee-AIR-an, but we aren't sure.

Like ‘keer-en’, sadly not as fancy as it looks! xoxo

Anonymous asked: I'm single now but I've been kinda whoring around, like flirting a lot and sending pics to a bunch of guys. Would it be even sluttier to have sex with someone my best friend likes without telling her?

Sorry if I sound mean, but that’s not slutty. That’s just plain horrible.

Anonymous asked: Ohhh my God! Is Kieran a common name over there? That's the name of the British tourist I had sex w here in the states in early December! I'd never heard of that name before. Freaky coincidence:|

Haha ooh lucky you! Yes it’s quite a common name here xoxo

Anonymous asked: My boyfriend and I have been together for 5 months now and not once have I been able to get him off through oral or a hand job. It's destroying my ego as every man I've ever been with has told me I was the best oral they've had and each have been experienced with no reason to boost my ego. Also speedy ejaculations have always confirmed their claims. I've pulled out all the stops and nothing will make him cum in my mouth or hands. Please help before my confidence is completely ruined.

It’s NOT you, your technique, or anything personal! Everyone gets off in different ways. Some girls get nothing from fingering, some girls don’t enjoy oral; guys are exactly the same. He may just enjoy sex mostly, it’s nothing personal xoxo

Anonymous asked: I'm a little confused, i have this amazing boyfriend and we've been together for like ever. But I've got this new best friend and she incredible and sometimes i fantasise about me and her being together. Not just sexually but like being partners and having a proper future. We both joke about how we're gonna run away together, but sometimes i just don't know. I feel like i kind of love them both and having to only be with one, is like cutting off a part of me as they both complete me.

You’ve got to be 100% sure that your female friend isn’t just joking around with you. It’s all fun and games but don’t make assumptions, you have to know for sure. You need to talk to them both about this, I can’t really help you make that decision xoxo

Anonymous asked: You said his full name in your last post! Oops! Might want to change that?

I know, I’m not so bothered about it anymore! He knows about this blog now so it’s not such an issue xoxo

Kieran bought me a life-sized cutout of our prime minister, David Cameron. I am so happy.

secrethornyblog asked: Could you submit some pictures on my blog please??

I’m sorry darling, my special bits are only for K or people who are willing to pay! Feel free to reblog any of my undie pics though xoxo

Anonymous asked: I'd recommend selling nudes you'd make more money, unless you found a website or community on the internet that sell used panties :D I'd buy a nude

Awh thank you! If enough people are interested I’ll think about setting up a Paypal account xoxo

Ideas?

Anonymous asked: random question, im a girl, asking about shaving... and I was wondering what are some good shaving razors/creams? how many blades on a shaving razor you recommend?

I use Gillette Mach 3, I prefer men’s razors as they get straight to the point without all the massage-y flowery bullshit technology that women’s ones have. Anyone have any suggestions or recommendations? xoxo